: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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