I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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