How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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