Me. At least after what I've been through.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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