I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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