Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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