Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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