Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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