I heard we made out
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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