Umm I'm too high to move.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm getting married
To pizza
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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