I wanna bring you to show and tell
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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