Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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