...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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