**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
