Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
operation have a gay friend backfired
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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