Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize