: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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