my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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