We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Even my vagina gasped.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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