Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
