he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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