i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
