his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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