Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
