An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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