We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Everclear isn't food dammit
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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