found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
dude. I can hear the air.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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