I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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