You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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