clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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