Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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