he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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