That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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