I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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