I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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