He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have fence marks all over my body
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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