Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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