So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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