Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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