ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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