First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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