with your own penis?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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