i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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