Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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