im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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