Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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