Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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