i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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