and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
