I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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