i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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