I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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