I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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