And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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