He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
